Sceptical Caveman

Services for the People of Mzanzi through convenient Affiliate Marketing

What do I do?

Everything I do is for the convenience of the people. No telephone numbers, no emails, no paperwork, no more queuing, and no more frustration. Imagine getting that Cellphone contract delivered to your home without you ever leaving the comfort of your home or office, or even on the bus or train, or that personal loan paid into your account with no application/upfront fees. That is exactly what I have done here. I’ve taken the best of the best and put them all together at SCEPTICAL CAVEMAN. This is for you, the people of Mzanzi.

What Do I Have On Offer?


services for mzanzi

From Personal Loans, Cellphone Contracts, to FREE Credit Score Checks. Come and take a peek at these and other Services I offer through my Affiliate Companies.

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a shop for men

Our online store features 1000’s of the coolest gadgets and products aimed exclusively at men. We completely live and breathe “men’s culture” Shop with us.

Some of our Best Offers!


Loans from R500 to R150 000 – Super Fast Payout

If you are looking for quick and easy personal loans then you are in the right place. Here you can use our simple, online application to secure a loan while we do all the work for you. With our speedy response times and efficient service, you will get an answer on the same day still.

We will keep your application discreet and none of your friends or relatives needs to know about your application. We offer competitive rates and easy repayment terms that will suit your needs. Simply complete the application the right and let us get started on your loan.

  • Loans from R500 to R150 000,
  • No Application Fees,
  • Same Day Approvals,
  • Flexible Repayment Terms,
  • Affordable Interest Rates,
  • 100% Discreet


Effortless, Hassle Free Medical Aid Comparison

If you are looking for the best medical aid for your specific needs at affordable rates, look no further. Their system will provide you with instant recommendations. To get started, click the ‘Compare Medical Aid‘, fill in the form and their instant online medical aid matching service will provide you with a list of the best medical aids suited to your needs. It’s fast, secure and completely private so go ahead – fill in the form and find the best medical aid for your needs.

  • Day to Day Benefits,
  • High Profile Doctors,
  • Affordable Rates,
  • High-End Treatment.

18.5″ Classic Pit Barrel Cooker

The Pit Barrel® features top-quality construction with durable steel and a porcelain enamel coating. The PBC smoker package includes all of the accessories to cook an enormous variety (and quantity!) of food. Our unique vertical meat-hanging method puts the food in the centre of the heat which allows for even set-it-and-forget-it cooking.

What you get:

  • 1 30 Gallon Steel Drum/Lid
  • 8 Stainless Steel Hooks
  • 2 Steel Hanging Rods
  • 1 Charcoal Basket
  • 1 Standard Grill Grate
  • 1 Wooden Hook Remover
  • 1 Three-point Barrel Stand
  • 1 All-Purpose Pit Rub
  • 1 Beef & Game Pit Rub

Please note: due to the large size of this item (over 25kgs) it is only available for collection (from us) and delivery in Johannesburg. We can deliver to other addresses across South Africa but would need to get a delivery quote 1st before dispatch. If you’re collecting from us, please ensure your backseat is empty as this item may not fit in all normal sized car boots.

Rally Self Drive | Day Time Experience | NWP

Looking for the perfect gift experience for your favourite adrenaline junkie? Look no further than a Daylight Rally Self-Drive. It’s perfect as a birthday gift, team building experience, or loyalty reward, and it includes a rally driving course.

When you arrive, you will already feel the vibrations of adrenaline in the air. The passionate facilitators will introduce you to the art of driving and rallying as a sport during the briefing. For your safety and that of everyone in attendance, some rules will have to be followed, and you will learn more about rally car behaviour, drive lines and the dos and donts of rally driving.

The briefing in itself is money well spent – especially the Pace Notes, which – if you pay attention – will ensure that you drive like a pro by the time you finally put the pedal to the metal.

Feel the rush of adrenaline as you speed around the bushveld and, if you’re up for it, progress to the Special Stage. Here you will drive at high speed on a road you don’t know. You will only have your navigator yelling instructions at machine-gun tempo. Can you keep your cool and prove that you’re a rally star?

Finally, you will have the opportunity to enjoy a hot seat spin with one of our instructors.

Book this mind-blowingly fun adventure experience today!

Extras Included –

  • Certificate of participation T-ShirtWater and soft drinks Light meal (hamburger or boerewors roll). Unfortunately, we don’t offer Halaal or vegetarian options.

Need to Know –

  • Location | Sun International Hotel | Carousel
  • Track days are weather dependent.
  • Vehicles can break and mechanical failures can happen. Bookings will be rescheduled accordingly.
  • Track days take place weekly and are subject to availability. Book early to avoid disappointment.
  • Clients who are under the influence of alcohol may not participate.
  • Clients who are late for their track day will forfeit their experience.
  • Please wear comfortable light clothes and thin flat-soled shoes. Preferably a long sleeve shirt with a collar to protect your neck.
  • The minimum age for Rally Hot Seat spins is 12 and for the Rally Self Drive is 16.
  • All participants must have a valid driving license in order to operate the car.
  • Spectators are welcome. Small children, the elderly and frail will not enjoy the dusty environment and/or extreme outdoor temperatures.
  • Remember to take sun precautions and your camera.
  • Rally Hotseat spins take 10 minutes from being strapped in up to finishing your ride.
  • Self-Drive Sessions last from 1 – 3 hours depending on the size of the group.
  • All cars are rally-specification class N4 or class A7.
  • Vehicles are mostly Subaru but can be changed without notice.
  • There is a weight restriction of 125kgs. Persons whose waists are larger than 48 inches will not fit into the rally cars.
  • Persons who are 1.9m in length should fit into the rally cars quite comfortably but heavier and taller people may be refused for safety reasons. Such bookings will be transferable but not refundable.